Monday, March 9, 2009

dedicated to mom

so I was all excited to have a cool blog post and then I read Adam's post and I realized mine paled in comparison. It really was hilarious- so much that i had to share the funnyness with my coworkers. But because of that I've decided not to compare and just post mine anyway. I just have to preface this by saying that I'm sure all of you will be left speechless by my incredible talents and you will recognize where they came from.
This was an on-the-spot poem I wrote for Aaron when I was missing him at work today. I guess it's a mixture of mom's rhyming technique and the essence of cool that I acquired during my college years when we learned to talk like gangstas. I'm guessing the majority of you- well maybe just the guys- won't appreciate this but I thought I would share my talents anyway because at least mom will appreciate it.

wassup, yo. did you know fo sho
we gonna be hitched soon i wantcha to know
you da bomb and i want ya foreva
i don't wantcha to forget not eva, not eva

you my main man (like a jelly belly) foo
cuz you make me go crazy i can't get enougha you
you sweet and addicting i can't wait for us to be
married in the temple for all e-ter-ni-ty.

2 verses. amazing, i know. peace out homeslizzles

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