Stuff

So I'm sick of studying and have a headache after 14 hours of school and I'm bored. I can't think of anything else to do so I'm trying to think of something to post here, but I got nothin. We don't write down Hunter's funny things so I never remember them, even though he makes us laugh almost every day. So let's see......he does have a wild imagination and is always making stuff up, saying there are monsters somewhere, or he's a superhero, or he's flying, or his "friend" BOOtBYt (read booby), needs help or will do what we ask him to. I can't believe some of the stuff he comes up with. I wanted to take him camping and fishing last weekend, but SOMEBODY decided it should rain for 10 days straight.

So I was in clinic today and I got to epilate my patient for the first time. It's a complicated semi-surgical procedure and insurance pays $40 every time it is performed. Whoever can tell me exactly what I did wins the pat on the back prize! One of my other patients had bilateral macular lesions. I've also seen a 17 year old girl with a tumor on the back of her eye-maybe the coolest thing I've seen to date. The best way to describe it was if someone took a big handful of bright yellow fat and chucked it onto the back of her eye. Wow- The picture doesn't really do it justice, but it looked something like the one on the top right.

So now that you're all impressed by my awesomeness, this morning I got to class late and about 5 min after I sat down my buddy texted me. Of course the instructor was in the middle of a long pause, so it was dead silent when I felt my pocket start to buzz. A half second later, everyone hears-"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO...." It was pretty funny, and the instructor played right along...I've got an audio file I can email if you want. It's tough to hear, but it's funny.

Also, this weekend I managed to give myself a second degree burn with a light bulb and slice off the tip of my thumb all within 24 hours. So I know I'm good, but I'm not perfect yet-so don't get too jealous;)